The 30 Most Popular Movies of 2012
Categories: Movies, Top 10
#30. This Is Forty
#29. Jack the Giant Killer
#28. Project X
Directed by: Nima Nourizadeh
Starring: No one you’d know
Release Date: March 2, 2012
A first-time feature length director and a bunch of unknown actors? What gives! Well, it’s produced by Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover). The story follows a couple of teens who decide to throw a large house party and film it, but what was turning out to be the greatest party ever gets out of control in a bad way.
Starring: No one you’d know
Release Date: March 2, 2012
A first-time feature length director and a bunch of unknown actors? What gives! Well, it’s produced by Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover). The story follows a couple of teens who decide to throw a large house party and film it, but what was turning out to be the greatest party ever gets out of control in a bad way.
#27. Savages
Directed by: Oliver StoneStarring: Blake Lively, Emile Hirsch, Taylor Kitsch, John Travolta, Salma Hayek, Uma Thurman, Benicio del Toro
Release Date: September 28th, 2012
Based on the book by Don Winslow, the story centers on two buddies from Laguna Beach who do battle with a Mexican drug cartel after their girl is kidnapped. We’ll blaze to that.
#26. The Expendables 2
#25. Men in Black 3
Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld
Starring: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Nicole Scherzinger, Rip Torn, Emma Thompson, Alice Eve, Jemaine Clement
Release Date: May 25th, 2012
Not only will this one be in 3-D, but it will also have time-travel. The third installment comes out a full decade after the sequel and 14 years after the first.
Starring: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Nicole Scherzinger, Rip Torn, Emma Thompson, Alice Eve, Jemaine Clement
Release Date: May 25th, 2012
Not only will this one be in 3-D, but it will also have time-travel. The third installment comes out a full decade after the sequel and 14 years after the first.
#24. Total Recall
#23. Battleship
Directed by: Peter Berg
Starring: Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, Alexander Skarsgard
Release Date:May 18, 2012
Based on the popular board game, this adaptation focuses on a “very dynamic and intense battle” between a naval fleet stationed in Pearl Harbor and an alien race known as “The Regents”. Early buzz says it’s gonna sink.
Starring: Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, Alexander Skarsgard
Release Date:May 18, 2012
Based on the popular board game, this adaptation focuses on a “very dynamic and intense battle” between a naval fleet stationed in Pearl Harbor and an alien race known as “The Regents”. Early buzz says it’s gonna sink.
#22. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
#21. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Directed by: Stephen Daldry
Starring: Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, John Goodman, Jeffrey Wright, James Gandolfini
Release Date: 12/25/11 (limited), 1/20/2012 (wide)
After a 10 year old loses his father (Hanks) in the terrorist attacks on 9/11, he goes on a journey across New York to find his father’s lock-box.
Starring: Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, John Goodman, Jeffrey Wright, James Gandolfini
Release Date: 12/25/11 (limited), 1/20/2012 (wide)
After a 10 year old loses his father (Hanks) in the terrorist attacks on 9/11, he goes on a journey across New York to find his father’s lock-box.
#20. Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
Directed by: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
Starring: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
Release Date: March 2, 2012
“Two guys get a billion dollars to make a film, only to watch their dream run off course.” We’ve seen what they do on a tight budget, so the laughs should be tenfold with a couple extra zeroes tacked on and cast like Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, John C. Reilly, and Will Forte.
Starring: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
Release Date: March 2, 2012
“Two guys get a billion dollars to make a film, only to watch their dream run off course.” We’ve seen what they do on a tight budget, so the laughs should be tenfold with a couple extra zeroes tacked on and cast like Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, John C. Reilly, and Will Forte.
#19. American Reunion
Directed by: Jon Hurwitz
Starring: The original cast from AP 1 PLUS Katrina Bowden and Chad Ochocinco!
Release Date: April 6, 2012
After a bajillion direct-to-DVD releases that were very very loosely tied to the first “trilogy”, the fourth – and we’re assuming final – installment of the series will feature the class of 1999 returning for their high school reunion. Let’s hope they go out with a bang.
Starring: The original cast from AP 1 PLUS Katrina Bowden and Chad Ochocinco!
Release Date: April 6, 2012
After a bajillion direct-to-DVD releases that were very very loosely tied to the first “trilogy”, the fourth – and we’re assuming final – installment of the series will feature the class of 1999 returning for their high school reunion. Let’s hope they go out with a bang.
#18. The Three Stooges
Directed by: The Farrelly Brothers
Starring: Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes, Will Sasso
Release Date: April 4, 2012
Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn, Johnny Knoxville, Jim Carrey, and Andy Samberg were all rumored to be cast. Now you’ve got the big dude from Mad TV, one of the gay guys from Will & Grace, and the cast of Jersey Shore (no joke). At least we’ll get Sofia Vergara’s rack.
Starring: Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes, Will Sasso
Release Date: April 4, 2012
Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn, Johnny Knoxville, Jim Carrey, and Andy Samberg were all rumored to be cast. Now you’ve got the big dude from Mad TV, one of the gay guys from Will & Grace, and the cast of Jersey Shore (no joke). At least we’ll get Sofia Vergara’s rack.
#17. Prometheus
#16. Skyfall
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Starring: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris
Release Date: November 9, 2012
Javier Bardem as the villain? If his perf is anything like his turn in “No Country”, we should be in for a real treat. The title “has some emotional context which will be revealed in the film.” Hopefully in the form of a suggestive double entendre.
Starring: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris
Release Date: November 9, 2012
Javier Bardem as the villain? If his perf is anything like his turn in “No Country”, we should be in for a real treat. The title “has some emotional context which will be revealed in the film.” Hopefully in the form of a suggestive double entendre.
#15. The Bourne Legacy
#14. 21 Jump Street
Directed by: Phil Lord
Starring: Johnny Depp, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube, Brie Larson, Rob Riggle
Release Date: March 16, 2012
In the big screen adaptation of the 80s TV show, two police officers (Hill and Tatum) go undercover in a high school in order to bust a drug ring. I was REALLY skeptical about this until I saw the trailer. Now, I’m on board big time.
Starring: Johnny Depp, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube, Brie Larson, Rob Riggle
Release Date: March 16, 2012
In the big screen adaptation of the 80s TV show, two police officers (Hill and Tatum) go undercover in a high school in order to bust a drug ring. I was REALLY skeptical about this until I saw the trailer. Now, I’m on board big time.
#13. The Great Gatsby
#12. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
#11. Taken 2
#10. Titanic in 3D
Directed by: James Cameron
Starring: Leo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane
Release Date:April 6, 2012
The special re-release of the second highest grossing flick of all-time takes place on the 100th anniversary of both the sailing of the fated ship and Paramount Pictures. We got a special sneak peek at the converted edition and we immediately began drawing each other in the nude.
Starring: Leo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane
Release Date:April 6, 2012
The special re-release of the second highest grossing flick of all-time takes place on the 100th anniversary of both the sailing of the fated ship and Paramount Pictures. We got a special sneak peek at the converted edition and we immediately began drawing each other in the nude.
#9. Snow White and the Huntsman
Directed by: Rupert Sanders
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, Ian McShane, Lily Cole
Release Date: June 1, 2012
This is one of 2 Snow White flicks coming out in 2012 – the other being “Mirror, Mirror”, which is a comedy while Huntsman is gritty action. We think Mirror, Mirror should consider throwing in the towel.
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, Ian McShane, Lily Cole
Release Date: June 1, 2012
This is one of 2 Snow White flicks coming out in 2012 – the other being “Mirror, Mirror”, which is a comedy while Huntsman is gritty action. We think Mirror, Mirror should consider throwing in the towel.
#8. Django Unchained
#7. The Amazing Spider-Man
Directed by: Marc Webb (hahahahaha, seriously)
Starring: Emma Stone, Andrew Garfield, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Sally Field
Release Date: July 3, 2012
This “reboot” comes out 5 years after the horrible Spidey 3, the trailer got knocked for ripping off Mirror’s Edge and I don’t buy Garfield as Parker. Webb’s directed a ton of cool music videos and 500 Days of Summer, but can he handle a blockbuster?
Starring: Emma Stone, Andrew Garfield, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Sally Field
Release Date: July 3, 2012
This “reboot” comes out 5 years after the horrible Spidey 3, the trailer got knocked for ripping off Mirror’s Edge and I don’t buy Garfield as Parker. Webb’s directed a ton of cool music videos and 500 Days of Summer, but can he handle a blockbuster?
#6. World War Z
#5. The Dictator
#4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Directed by: Peter Jackson
Starring: Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Evangeline Lilly, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett
Release Date: December 14, 2012
The first part of a two-part series (“There and Back Again” comes out 12/2013), “Journey” follows Bilbo Baggins as he joins 13 dwarves to reclaim a treasure from the dragon that conquered their kingdom. No Liv Tyler but we do get Evangeline Lilly.
Starring: Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Evangeline Lilly, Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett
Release Date: December 14, 2012
The first part of a two-part series (“There and Back Again” comes out 12/2013), “Journey” follows Bilbo Baggins as he joins 13 dwarves to reclaim a treasure from the dragon that conquered their kingdom. No Liv Tyler but we do get Evangeline Lilly.
#3. The Hunger Games
Directed by: Gary RossStarring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Lenny Kravitz
Release Date: March 23, 2012
North America is replaced by Panem, a country divided into 12 districts. Each year two young representatives from each district are selected by lottery to participate in The Hunger Games, which is like Running Man for Teens.
#2. The Avengers
Directed by: Joss WhedonStarring: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Samuel L Jackson
Release Date:
S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury assembles a team of superheroes that includes Iron man, Captain America, Hulk (this generation’s “Hamlet” according to Ruffalo), Thor, Black Widow, and Hawkeye to battle Loki.
#1. The Dark Knight Rises
Directed by: Christopher NolanStarring: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Anne Hathaway, Tom hardy, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Morgan Freeman
Release Date: July 20, 2012
Eight years after the events of The Dark Knight, Batman must return to face Bane and figure out what’s up with Selina Kyle (Catwoman).
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